So wait, how much blood is there?

So a recap, if you take an enemy in Slipgate Chokepoint to a high enough -HP when you kill it, you have performed a Gib. Like in the FPSes it is based upon, you get a benefit if you gib an enemy, here that benefit is to immediately perform a second attack with Advantage.

The rules mandate that the GM describes the gib as exquisitely as possible. NO PRESSURE THERE THEN 😬.

Happily I have a warped imagination, child of the 80s action films and all that. And I like The Thing and a few other classics. But, you know, I’ve got a few other things to manage at the same time in the game, couldn’t, maybe, a computer help me out here?

Aand that’s how I made my second perchance generator.

Behold, the Slipgate Chokepoint gib description generator!